IMDB: Scary movie 5 – 2013
IMDB Rating: 3.5/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 4%
I had low expectations for this movie. It lived up to them, barely.
I haven’t seen one of these movies since (I think) the 2nd one, and clearly I haven’t missed much. Well anything actually.
As per the premise of the series it takes cheap shots at celebrities and the latest movies and the like. So this one was: Charlie Sheen, Lindsey Lohan, Mike Tyson, Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow (I think was in there), The Black Swan, Inception, Sinister, and the most blatant one, Paranormal Activity.
The premise is stale, it’s been left outside in the sun too long, and even the rats aren’t partaking of it. Like the 5 years it has been since this one (the 5th of the series) came out, it’s been, and rightfully so, dead and buried.